Total Medals Earned: 2,369 (From 429 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,235 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (205/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/350 points)
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